happy birthday tv and proooooompts

[zomgitsalaura]

happy birthday tv_the_sue
sorry it was late
i was busy scuba diving and being exhausted :3


i was listening to "Fireflies" by Owl City before i went to work
head muse kept prodding me with this
sneaky little bastard, liking an idea when i can't do anything about it D:



you, yes you
one prompt each, now FIRE

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Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Poor Blades was less impressed, mostly because Fireflight found it fun to nibble his rotors during interface, which wasn't bad, it was just that they got all scratched and less useful afterwards.

Also, having someone else in the room and watching Fireflight with Sandstorm made him feel very uncomfortable.

Sandstorm did suggest seeing what would happen if Fireflight caught them sitting together. (The results were amusing enough to be worth repeating)

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Fireflight: *torn between hissing at blades for sitting near his sandstorm and elated because both of his claims/victims are in close enough proximity for easy molestation*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Eventually, Fireflight figured out that the best results were gained by jumping Blades and twisting his wings in a way that Sandstorm had always found irrisistable.

Sandstorm: O.o *Watching Fireflight* Must.. resist urge.. to jump...

Fireflight: >3

Blades: Awp!

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Ratchet found the whole thing alot less funny when skyfire, also acting on his jet mating protocols, promptly kidnapped both perceptor as well as the entire decepticon elite seeker trine.

It was made especially annoying due to the fact that Perceptor was currently in the middle of a rather important experiment and Prime ordered him to be "rescued" from the space shuttles quarters. Once the experiment was over, however, no-one saw helm or skidplate of the quiet scientest for a very long time.

With the elite trine currently accosted on the autobot base many were worried about attacks from the decepticons designed to retrieve their missing teammates.

Luckily Megatron was rather well informed as to what was causing the problem (having worked with the glitchy fliers for several million years) and promptly called for a ceasefire until the jet mating season was over.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Someone eventually said "Why don't we all just throw all the fliers together in a big room till the season's over?"

Swindle *perks up* Yeah! It'd be hot and I could sell vids!

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

*epic facepalm by ratchet* only if you want people missing important limbs because one of the jets decided they were sitting too close to their claims.

plus, no-one wants to be too close if silverbolt goes psycho. personally, i prefer all of my relays un-blackened, crispy and smoking. speaking of crazy aerialbots though, i am rather surprised that air raid and skydive haven't attached themselves to anyone yet.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Awwah, they wouldn't claim each other?

Silverbolt: -u- *is quite content since Hot Spot is leaning on him and everyone is giving them a wide berth*

Raid: Well, we don't exactly have anyone yet...
Dive: I think we'd best avoid Silverbolt though, I'm worried he'll try to claim us.
Raid: That'd be pretty funny actually.
Dive: Not if he thought someone was coming onto us.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

they have to claim someone outside the gestalt. otherwise they would be hissing and clawing at EVERYONE

Raid: i'm actually a little upset about the ceasefire.
Dive: why?
Raid: six words. angry glitching out giant jet gestalt
Dive:.... we'd win in like... three minutes. all we'd have to do is say megatron was looking at their claims. he wouldn't live long enough to work out what in the pit was going on.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

(Well actually Raider and Dive each have a femme in RP with Becca, Raider's girl is a miner, and Dive's turns into a propellor plane, but who else would those two go after?)

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

i don't know. the rest of the protectobots offer themselves for now. you know, in the name of peace, harmony and eventually sanity for the hissing aerials and all that jazz. (that's what they're saying anyway... plus, blades and hotspot got to play)

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Come to think of it, Air Raid/Streetwise is an adorable pairing.

Darn Skydive, I swear he's celibate.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

groove/ first aid/ skydive
two parts adorable + one part jet = fun times for all

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

They would be able to convince him to stop being a prude.

Dive: I'm not a prude! D:

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

kissing protectobots would convince ANYONE to stop being a prude (once they got over the "d'awwwwwww.... that's actually kinda hot" factor)

Dive:*joins protectobot "snuggle" pile*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Slingshot *gets in a spat with Flight over Blades*

Dive *snuggles his two Protectobts, purring*

Flight *Offers to share Blades*
Blades: D:

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

lol, poor blades

back off Slingshot, you already have four "different" mechs to play with.

Hotspot: *is glad that no-one is stupid enough to come near Silverbolt*

Streetwise: *feels lonely and wants to join the protectobot pile*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Slingshot: grrrrrrrr.

Bolt *nuzzles Spot's shoulder*

Raid *pets Streets' back and aft*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

congratulations, we have created the worlds cutest sexy times :3

Streets: *mewls and drags Air Raid over to join Blades on Fireflights pile*

Fireflight: :3

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

I demand you write proper smut. ;p


Raid *Is content to share Streets as long as he gets to also see what his wingmates have*

Flight *nibbling one of Blade's rotors*

(You realize if all five Aerialbots teamed up, they'd steal the seekers from Skyfire)

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

nope, no propper smut for you :P

lol, "Protectobots: emergency response team, autobot gestalt, perfect for fixing jet sexy-time protocols. now only $19.95. ORDER NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST."


lucky for skyfire no-one is strong enough to drag him out of his room and thus is safely entombed with three happy seekers and perceptor :3

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

3: You make TV a sad bunny.

Pfft. Aerialbots got only set in stock.

Except Superion, maybe.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Silverbolt: *does NOT want to share* hiissss *crackle crackle*
*gets tackle glomped by Hot Spot* purrrrrrrrr :3

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Considering that I've read Silverbolt/Optimus and Silverbolt/Motormaster (And Silverbolt/Onslaught once), my mental image of Silverbolt's harem is pretty damn funny.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

motormaster and onslaught are currently trying to hide from scary coneheads.
apparently decepticon jets have a thing for leadership and megatron was smart enough to lock himself in his quarters ahead of time.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

lol, tyrannophiles.