happy birthday tv and proooooompts

[zomgitsalaura]

happy birthday tv_the_sue
sorry it was late
i was busy scuba diving and being exhausted :3


i was listening to "Fireflies" by Owl City before i went to work
head muse kept prodding me with this
sneaky little bastard, liking an idea when i can't do anything about it D:



you, yes you
one prompt each, now FIRE

Comments

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

lol, all seekers have the same problem. starscream is a little bitter about this so he try's to kill megatron every chance he gets.

that's why he likes skyfire so much, skyfire is large and smart enough to get away with claiming him without getting scrapped halfway to the pit or being smug about it.

it helps that it usually ends up being a mutual claim.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Pffft "I don't want to love you, so I must kill you."

This arrangement suits everyone else just fine, as well I'm sure.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

actually, it's more of a "i like skyfire better... except when i go jet-sex crazy and you're STILL the freaking commander of an army >:( therefore you must die"

skyfire could totally kill megatron if he felt like it, therefore megatron hides himself well whenever the jets are due to go crazy.

angry shuttles are a scary, scary thing.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Very, very true.

Silverbolt wants his trucks, Silverbolt will duel coneheads to death for all the big trucks. (Silverbolt and Skyfire are totally the Alphas XD)

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

they will fight you for your sexy mechs. Starscream will help because he is totally the alpha seeker :3

(i lol because i ship both starscream/skyfire as well as skyfire/silverbolt.... it's an alpha orgie :))

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Only if Silverbolt gets Motormaster and Onslaught and after he's done with all his trucks.

xp hes a truck-lover.

Silverbolt *puffs his wings*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Motormaster: why the frag are we here again?

Onslaught: jet mating protocols. just do whatever he says.

hot spot: trust me. he's fried people for less.

Motormaster: so... he has a fetish for gestalt commanders?

hot spot: *thoughtful expression* probably... i think it might be the whole truck thing though

onslaught: huh, i actually never noticed that before. this is a nice break from my team though. better than getting thrown in the brig at least.

motormaster: hey! at least your team is MOSTLY sane.

silverbolt: *purrs from where he's sleeping on hot spots chest*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Onslaught *rubs chin* We'll know if its for gestalt commanders or trucks depending on if he goes for Prime or Scrapper next.

Motormaster: Pffft *laughs* I want to see THAT.

Hot Spot *facepalm*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Onslaught: honestly, i think prime would whoop his ass if he even TRIED this whole "possessive hissing and kidnapping" thing with him. he may end up going for scrapper just because it's easier.

Hot spot: *quietly lol-ing to prevent waking up crazy jet*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Spot *still trying not to wake Silverbolt* I dunno, Bolt's a lot stronger than he usually lets on...

Motormaster: Is he magnetically attached to you or something?

Spot: No, But I'm magnetically attached to the berth, damn electrical control of his.

Motormaster: ...

Bolt *cracks an optic open*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Silverbolt: *purrs and shoots lightning at the noisy truck*

Motormaster: *ducks* Holy SLAG!! ok, ok!! i'll be quiet.

Onslaught: *silent Rofl-ing*

Hot Spot: *tries to shift Silverbolt* well... he's magnetized to me NOW thank you very much >:|

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Bolt *demagnitizes himself from Spot and stalks playfully towards Motormaster*

Moto: Well... slag...

ROTFL over here, you're giving me crack fic ideas.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

lol, it's because i'm tipsy and this is an awesome crack-versation

Bolt: * ... stalks playfully towards motormaster... before lunging sideways and attaching himself to Onslaught*

Onslaught: *flails* ARGH!! What did I do?

spot: *still magnetised to berth* awwww... i lost my jet blanket *sadface*

Onslaught: ack *flail* SLAG *struggle* He IS stronger than he looks.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Silverbolt *purring and trying to pull Onslaught down, growling a bit when Onslaught doesn't go*

Spot: I belive it is your turn *drly*

Motormaster: :\

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

motormaster:.... *whispers* how long does this crazyness last?

Spot: apparently an orn or so...

M: and how long has it been since it started?

Spot: i THINK it's been six days.....

M: frag...

Spot: Exactly

Silverbolt: *gives up trying to subdue Onslaught and just magnetizes him to the floor* stay :3 *jumps back ontop of Hot Spot*

Spot: *yay :3*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Onslaught: Well, since I can't go anywhere now...

Silverbolt *nibbling Hot Spot's shoulder*

Moto: You are evidently his favourite *uses Onslaught as a chair*

Onslaught: >.<

Bolt *looks up and frowns at them before deciding its fine and goes back to what he's doing to Spot*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Spot: yup *pets his jet* always am :)

Onslaught: he's done this before then?

Spot: every year since i started going out with him. this is just the first time any of the other aerialbots have had anyone to activate the mating protocol so he's a bit more nuts than usual. it's the whole "i am the alpha jet" thing; Fireflight has two mechs to play with so he has to have more. Usually Prime and Ratchet give us "medical leave" and lock me in a room with him till he stops.

Onslaught: but that Slingshot guy had three mechs. how come he has more?

Spot: technically, they're all metroplex so it only registers as one on the posession scale.

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Motormaster: Wait-Metroplex?

Hot Spot: Yeah.

Motormaster *boggles*

Silverbolt *Magnitizes Spot's hand to the berth as well*

Spot: o-o;

Ons: How long untill this end?

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Spot: not too much longer. i suspect that he started a while before i got locked in here... mainly because he was following me around and hissing quietly behind my back for a few days.

M: ..... METROPLEX?! how in the PIT did he manage to claim a fragging city?!

Spot: it mostly involved clinging... and biting.... and shooting...

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Onslaught: You think the two of us will get out of here unmauled?

Bolt *looks up at Ons and Moto and tackles Moto to the floor*

Moto: Gah-mmph! *is kissed*

Spot: ...Err... I did...

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Bolt: *magnetises motormaster to ONSLAUGHT and goes back to snogging Hotspot*

Motormaster: onslaught.... i balme you for this >:[

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, the other four Aerialbots have made themselves separate nests in their common room and Fireflight and Skydive are wrestling.

Slingshot *"Grooming" Six-gun*

Air Raid *Snuggling Streetwise*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Blades: *still confused as all pit but is content to hide behind sandstorm for now*

Slammer: ugh... what do we do when we need energon? there's no dispenser in here...

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[tv-the-sue.livejournal.com]

Sandstorm: there is one, but it's hidden behind Skydive's nest, I'd just ask Groove and 'Aod to throw us some instead of getting it.

Raid *nibbling Streets' helm now*

Re: Slingshot -Grrrr

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Scamper: damn... i was hoping they'd organize some sort of jet hunting party. Metroplexe's databanks have some old footage of a group of seekers doing it.

Sandstorm: as far as i know, Skyfire doesn't have a dispenser in his room so maybe you'll get some video of a hunting shuttle.