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Oct. 14th, 2010 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zomgitsalaurai wasnt feeling well this afternoon and ended up having a 3 hour nap, dream was reeeeelly odd.
so, for some reason or another i had ended up making a flying suit. bird wings and everything but they were controlled by a computer which, just for the hell of it, i had named glados. I could flap the wings myself if i needed to recharge the battery but it didnt need much powere because the limbs were assisted by artificial muscles. the suit was woven carbon fibre, electrically insulated and air conditioned and stuff. it was rather cool. My favorite part was the funky engines i had that let me fly really fast if i needed to. i used this at one stage to go to japan and teleported a whole bunch of transformers figures home for my friends and posed for some people for photos.
Anyway, i was derping around and flying through the city, randomly getting snarked at by glados because there wasn't enough static electricity to recharge her batteries. it was really annoying because she kept making the HUD flash random rainbow colours so i flew close to the electricity poles so she could use that.
Right, for some reason or another the suit had a teleportation system in it, which i then used when the military or something got mad at me for having an unregistered 'air craft' so they wouldn't know where i lived. then i was flying over an ocean and reading stuff on the internet because i was bored.
Eels mad me draw a picture. yes, it had a facemask. bugs to the face are annoying.
so, for some reason or another i had ended up making a flying suit. bird wings and everything but they were controlled by a computer which, just for the hell of it, i had named glados. I could flap the wings myself if i needed to recharge the battery but it didnt need much powere because the limbs were assisted by artificial muscles. the suit was woven carbon fibre, electrically insulated and air conditioned and stuff. it was rather cool. My favorite part was the funky engines i had that let me fly really fast if i needed to. i used this at one stage to go to japan and teleported a whole bunch of transformers figures home for my friends and posed for some people for photos.
Anyway, i was derping around and flying through the city, randomly getting snarked at by glados because there wasn't enough static electricity to recharge her batteries. it was really annoying because she kept making the HUD flash random rainbow colours so i flew close to the electricity poles so she could use that.
Right, for some reason or another the suit had a teleportation system in it, which i then used when the military or something got mad at me for having an unregistered 'air craft' so they wouldn't know where i lived. then i was flying over an ocean and reading stuff on the internet because i was bored.
Eels mad me draw a picture. yes, it had a facemask. bugs to the face are annoying.
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Date: 2010-10-14 05:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-14 10:59 pm (UTC)i barely EVER get lucid dreams this cool.
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Date: 2010-10-14 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-14 11:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-14 08:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-14 11:01 pm (UTC)apparently dream me had a sense of humor, the computer kept getting snippy at me because i put on some weight or something and wouldnt let me have cake
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Date: 2010-10-15 02:07 am (UTC)