the fireflies are eating my brain

[zomgitsalaura]

ok, that's it
Scientology is starting to piss me off so to counteract it we need to start up an "Order of Primus" temple or something.

Mass will be held whenever it's convenient and will consist of watching cartoons and composing stories (mostly smut) and artwork (also mostly smut) in the name of Primus.

The high priest/priestess shall be in charge of guarding the mighty matrix of leadership.

we just need enough members to get tax exempt status and become a real religion.

now, go out into the world with the word of Primus on your glossa and his will in your spark.

GO!! GO NOW!!

Comments

[death-hendry.livejournal.com]

I'm practically a high priest of the temple already, given not a day goes by that i don't at least think about, read or write Transformer smut XD

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

Fine, headquarters is in Sydney.
I'm in charge of the Brisbane branch though :3

[antepathy.livejournal.com]

For some reason he looks like he's figure skating to me! ^___^

Sign me up for this new religion!

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

YOU SHALL BE THE BISHOP OF SMUT!!

[playswithworms.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! First Aid and fireflies!!!! <333333333333333333333333 So much adorable *squees*

Now really, you can't get any better than that :D

Ooh, oooh, can I be a high priestess of something? I've always wanted to be a high priestess...

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

yes, yes you may.

you shall be high priestess of the fluff and gestalt piles.

[minibot-love.livejournal.com]

Oh how I loathe Scientology... I'm in full favor of this new religion X3 I'm not much of a leader but I'm a great follower =D

'Til all are one~

and all that jazz~

[zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com]

well, that's a few people in the congregation now :3

may primus protect you
till all are one :D

[jill-dragon.livejournal.com]

...You'd be surprised at how many religions got started that way. ;)