(good lord, lazy prompt is lazy so you get purposely horrid crack xD)
Bumblebee was wearing laungerie! "Oh bumblebee!" prowl saided "You are so sexy. I wishs to make sparkleings with yyou!" the policemech flapped his dorowingz.
"I canz not for i am in love with a human" bumblebeee gasped dramaticallie, "she is really a technoorganic who is secretly primus with bright green eyes and an awesome sword and i love her!!!!!!1!"
Prowl was hert broken and cried. I must killed this beautiful human technooorganic he thoughted to himself.
He searched for her all night, finally findingg her by typing 'technoorganic hooman' into google. She was beautiful and he instantly felled in love.
The decepticons also wanted her, specifically starscream. "Be my queen" he saided, swooping the human off her feet and takeing her flying. "we shall rule the autobotss forever."
(at this point they were all killed in a flood of bad grammar and spelling mistakes. the end.)
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
timeasmymeasure
no subject
Date: 2010-12-29 06:51 am (UTC)Bumblebee was wearing laungerie! "Oh bumblebee!" prowl saided "You are so sexy. I wishs to make sparkleings with yyou!" the policemech flapped his dorowingz.
"I canz not for i am in love with a human" bumblebeee gasped dramaticallie, "she is really a technoorganic who is secretly primus with bright green eyes and an awesome sword and i love her!!!!!!1!"
Prowl was hert broken and cried. I must killed this beautiful human technooorganic he thoughted to himself.
He searched for her all night, finally findingg her by typing 'technoorganic hooman' into google. She was beautiful and he instantly felled in love.
The decepticons also wanted her, specifically starscream. "Be my queen" he saided, swooping the human off her feet and takeing her flying. "we shall rule the autobotss forever."
(at this point they were all killed in a flood of bad grammar and spelling mistakes. the end.)