laughing at sues and stus is fun part 2

[zomgitsalaura]

(1:09:18 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:36 pm
    (12:36:39 PM):     OHgoD
    
    (12:36:48 PM):     ...way to capslock, self
    zomgitsalaura 12:36 pm
    (12:36:51 PM):     FOR MULTI-DIMENSIONAL AUTOBOT FRAGGING OF COURSE
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:37 pm
    (12:37:02 PM):     SO SHE CAN FOLLOW THE FALLEN AROUND
    zomgitsalaura 12:37 pm
    (12:37:09 PM):     AND SHE IS SUPER-BESTO-FURIENDS WITH TFA BUMBLEBEE
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:37 pm
    (12:37:11 PM):     AND ~*SAVE HIM*~
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:37 pm
    (12:37:31 PM):     THE FALLEN WILL BE REDEEMED BY SUE LOVE
tv 1:09 pm
(1:09:30 PM):     JADE GREEM, OMG\

(1:09:33 PM):     *GREEN
zomgitsalaura 1:09 pm
(1:09:33 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:37 pm
    (12:37:38 PM):     WUUUUUUUV
    (12:37:56 PM):     feel free to post this in your jornal btw xD
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:38 pm
    (12:38:07 PM):     It will probably go up somewhere. XD
    zomgitsalaura 12:38 pm
    (12:38:26 PM):     ALSO, SHE IS MAGICALLY A TECHNOORGANIC
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:38 pm
    (12:38:39 PM):     oh God LOL
    zomgitsalaura 12:38 pm
    (12:38:44 PM):     AND SARI IS SUPER JELOUS OF HER UBER-AWESOME-POWERS OF ALLSPARK-Y-NESS
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:38 pm
    (12:38:50 PM):     loooooooooooooooool

(1:09:48 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:39 pm
    (12:39:01 PM):     WHICH SHE USES TO REVIVE PROWL SO THEY CAN FALL IN LOVE
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:39 pm
    (12:39:10 PM):     AAAAHHHHHH NOT PROWL
    zomgitsalaura 12:39 pm
    (12:39:11 PM):     AND JAZZ IS ALSO SUPER JELOUS
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:39 pm
    (12:39:20 PM):     ZOMBIE NINJA LOVE
    zomgitsalaura 12:39 pm
    (12:39:24 PM):     BUT IS OK WITH IT WHEN HE GETS TO TAP HER TOO
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:39 pm
    (12:39:29 PM):     HAHAHAHAHAAHAAA
    zomgitsalaura 12:40 pm
    (12:40:11 PM):     FOR SHE IS A SUPER NINJA/TECHNOORGANIC/SPORTSCAR/SEEKER/HUMAN/VAMPIRE/WOLF/EAGLE/DRAGON/ALLSPARK/PRIMUS
tv 1:09 pm
(1:09:52 PM):     BEAUTIFUL IS NOT A PERSONALITY TRAIT
zomgitsalaura 1:10 pm
(1:10:07 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:40 pm
    (12:40:29 PM):     *dies laughing*
    
    (12:40:31 PM):     also brb :v
    zomgitsalaura 12:40 pm
    (12:40:34 PM):     WHO IS FILLED WITH MUCH ANGST
    
    (12:40:36 PM):     awww
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:40 pm
    (12:40:44 PM):     I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU MY LOVE
    zomgitsalaura 12:40 pm
    (12:40:54 PM):     I WILL BE WAITING *SNIFFLES*
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:40 pm
    (12:40:56 PM):     *makes flaily arms and runs off for a bit*
    zomgitsalaura 12:41 pm
    (12:41:07 PM):     TT^TT

(1:10:26 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:56 pm
    (12:56:59 PM):     should we start on a gary stu?
    (12:57:00 PM):     xD
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:57 pm
    (12:57:06 PM):     oh God XD
    zomgitsalaura 12:57 pm
    (12:57:30 PM):     FOR HE WOULD BE A FEARSOME WORRIOR AND GIRLS WOULD SWOON ALL OVER HIM
    
    (12:57:34 PM):     FOR HE WOULD BE RICH
    
    (12:57:37 PM):     AND HANDSOME
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:57 pm
    (12:57:43 PM):     HE WOULD HAVE AN EPIC SWORDS
    zomgitsalaura 12:57 pm
    (12:57:51 PM):     OF COURSE
tv 1:10 pm
(1:10:29 PM):     Also... OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE
zomgitsalaura 1:10 pm
(1:10:47 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:57 pm
    (12:57:55 PM):     ...a sword that splits into other swords
    zomgitsalaura 12:58 pm
    (12:58:11 PM):     AND FIRES ENERGY BOLTS
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:58 pm
    (12:58:15 PM):     THAT ALSO TURNS INTO A GUN
    zomgitsalaura 12:58 pm
    (12:58:17 PM):     AND IS ALSO A GUN
    zomgitsalaura 12:58 pm
    (12:58:19 PM):     Xd
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:58 pm
    (12:58:27 PM):     HIVEMIND
    zomgitsalaura 12:58 pm
    (12:58:31 PM):     GOD DAMN
    (12:58:48 PM):     AND HE WOULD ALSO BE A SEEKER/SPORTS CAR
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:58 pm
    (12:58:51 PM):     AND IT WAS HANDED DOWN FROM MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS AND CAN GLOW AND STUFF

(1:11:01 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:58 pm
    (12:58:57 PM):     INDEED
    (12:59:07 PM):     AND HE CAN SHOOT ENERGY BLASTS FROM HIS HANDS
    
    (12:59:16 PM):     AND HE TOTALLY PWNS AT RACING AND VIDEO GAMES
    xxsomeoneelsexx 12:59 pm
    (12:59:22 PM):     HAHAH YES
    zomgitsalaura 12:59 pm
    (12:59:43 PM):     AND HAS 3SOMES ALL THE TIME
    
    (12:59:47 PM):     WITH HIS SEXY GIRLFRIENDS
    
    (12:59:53 PM):     WHO ARE TOTALLY HOT
    
    (12:59:58 PM):     AND HAVE HUGE ROBOBOOBS

(1:11:12 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 1:00 pm
    (1:00:07 PM):     XD
    zomgitsalaura 1:00 pm
    (1:00:14 PM):     AND ARE TOTAL SLUTS
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:00 pm
    (1:00:19 PM):     And he could challenge Optimus Prime to a duel and win.
    zomgitsalaura 1:00 pm
    (1:00:28 PM):     AND MEGATRON... AT THE SAME TIME!!!
    (1:00:42 PM):     BUT HE DOESN'T BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY HUMBLE AND ALL THAT SHIT
    
    (1:00:52 PM):     EVEN THOUGH HE IS THE GREATES FIGHTER IN THE GALAXY
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:01 pm
    (1:01:03 PM):     HE IS ALSO THE MOST HONORABLE

(1:11:24 PM):     zomgitsalaura 1:01 pm
    (1:01:20 PM):     AND HANDSOME, DID WE REMEMBER THAT BIT?
    (1:01:25 PM):     ALSO, HE'S PRIMUS
    
    (1:01:28 PM):     OR EVIL
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:01 pm
    (1:01:30 PM):     I think it got mentioned. XD
    
    
    (1:01:33 PM):     OR BOTH
    zomgitsalaura 1:01 pm
    (1:01:34 PM):     OR BOTH
    
    (1:01:37 PM):     HIVEMIND
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:01 pm
    (1:01:40 PM):     LOLHIVEMINDDDD
    zomgitsalaura 1:01 pm
    (1:01:44 PM):     SLDKFJSDLF AGAIN
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:01 pm
    (1:01:57 PM):     COME BACK HERE WITH MY BRAIN YOU
    
    
    (1:02:07 PM):     NOT LIKE I WAS USING IT BUT YOU KNOW

(1:11:35 PM):     zomgitsalaura 1:02 pm
    (1:02:08 PM):     NO! I LIKE IT
    (1:02:13 PM):     I WANT TO KEEP IT
    
    (1:02:18 PM):     IT IS FUN TO MOLESTER
    zomgitsalaura 1:02 pm
    (1:02:25 PM):     *MOLESTERS*
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:02 pm
    (1:02:43 PM):     Be sure to feed it sake and tell it bad jokes
    zomgitsalaura 1:02 pm
    (1:02:45 PM):     RIGHT, HE IS EVIL. AND HE TOTALLY KICKS STARSCREAMS AFT
    
    (1:02:59 PM):     OR HE IS PRIMUS AND HE TOTALLY KICKS STARSCREAMS AFT
    
    (1:03:07 PM):     AND ALL THE SEEKER HOES NOW FOLLOW HIM
tv 1:11 pm
(1:11:47 PM):     *Dies*
zomgitsalaura 1:11 pm
(1:11:54 PM):     zomgitsalaura 1:03 pm
    (1:03:49 PM):     xD
    (1:04:01 PM):     THIS GARY STU IS NOT STU-Y ENOUGH
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:04 pm
    (1:04:10 PM):     GIVE HIM MORE GUNS
    zomgitsalaura 1:04 pm
    (1:04:15 PM):     *SHAKES YOUR BRAIN UPSIDE DOWN FOR MORE IDEAS*
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:04 pm
    (1:04:16 PM):     AND MAKE HIM BEAT UP IRONHIDE
    
    
    (1:04:19 PM):     THAT WILL SHOW THEM
    
zomgitsalaura 1:12 pm
(1:12:07 PM):     zomgitsalaura 1:04 pm
    (1:04:23 PM):     OH, HE IS ALSO A TANK!!
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:04 pm
    (1:04:28 PM):     YES
    zomgitsalaura 1:04 pm
    (1:04:37 PM):     THAT SHOOTS ATTACK DOGS AND BEES
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:04 pm
    (1:04:47 PM):     LOOOOOL
    zomgitsalaura 1:05 pm
    (1:05:11 PM):     DOGS THAT SHOOT BEES WHEN THEY BARK
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:05 pm
    (1:05:18 PM):     AAHHHH MY GOD
    
    (1:05:19 PM):     BEES
    
    
    (1:06:14 PM):     ...seriously, brain? You've got nothing else? *pokes it*
    
tv 1:12 pm
(1:12:17 PM):     *Whimpers*
zomgitsalaura 1:12 pm
(1:12:20 PM):     zomgitsalaura 1:06 pm
    (1:06:28 PM):     ALSO SHARKS WITH LAZERS ON THEIR HEADS
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:06 pm
    (1:06:32 PM):     It reverted to Fireflight wearing a dress ._.
    zomgitsalaura 1:06 pm
    (1:06:34 PM):     AND HE IS A COMBIDER
    (1:06:38 PM):     COMBINER
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:06 pm
    (1:06:41 PM):     HE COMBINES WITH
    
    
    (1:06:42 PM):     HIMSELF
    zomgitsalaura 1:06 pm
    (1:06:47 PM):     NAMED PENISTRON
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:06 pm
    (1:06:52 PM):     TO FORM HIMSELFJKLGJJKL;JKL;JKL;SDFJKL;ASDFJKL;VXCV.

(1:12:45 PM):     zomgitsalaura 1:06 pm
    (1:06:56 PM):     FOR HIS WANG IS LARG
    (1:06:57 PM):     E
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:06 pm
    (1:06:58 PM):     AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
    
    (1:07:04 PM):     MY FACE OW
    xxsomeoneelsexx 1:08 pm
    (1:08:55 PM):     ...man, I'm bad at making Gary Stus, I can't think of anything else
    
    
    (1:09:22 PM):     *makes bracelets instead*