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2012-03-04 01:23 pm

nsfw due to robo-wang



I drew this one xD
Deathcomes4u animated it for me after i sent her the frames
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2012-02-25 11:31 pm

Oh how i love retail

I had a woman come up to my register, scream at me for taking so long with the guy before her (she was in line for 5 mins, I saw her line up, there were 2 people in front of her) and said I need to ‘stop putting things on the bench then in the bags, it would be faster if you put them straight in the bags so you took too long serving the man in front of me’.

For starters, the man in front of her had an ENTIRE load of vegetables. All that stuff I was ‘putting on the counter’ I was WEIGHING ON THE SCALE. I can’t go any faster when I do this, because the scale TAKES TIME to register the weight of the fruit/vegetables. 

After this, she DEMANDS that I get someone to bring her some cigarettes and ring them through at my register. I politely tell her that a) we are not allowed to do this anymore, as it is illegal, and b) that she will need to purchase her cigarette at the cigarette counter no more than 10 steps away.

Obviously this didn’t quite get through to her, because she once again DEMANDS (yes, demands, she didn’t ask for anything politely in this whole exchange) that since she has been forced to stand in line for 30 minutes (5 minutes, saw her line up) that I leave my register once she’s payed, head down to the cigarette counter, and ring her through straight away so she doesn’t have to wait for one of the express lane staff to move across and man the cigarette counter.

There were people behind her lined up, they all looked at her like she lost her head (more like brain, but whatever). Anyway, I had to explain to her that I wasn’t allowed to leave my register while there were people still in the line.

Silly!cow huffed and puffed and grumbled and DEMANDED to see my supervisor so I rang my little panic bell. Supervisor turns up (bless her heart) and also explains to her that I cant leave, cant ring through cigarettes at my counter, and that she would have to go to the cigarette counter. Cue more huffing and grumbling as I try to get Silly!cow to pay and she waddles off to get her cigarettes with my supervisor following after.

Supervisor later caught up to me and gave me a hug for dealing with such a cunt, because apparently she had CONTINUED to complain about being in line for 30 MINUTES OMG as she was buying her cigarettes. I hope she realizes that even at CHRISTMAS time our lines are NEVER that long.
 

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2012-01-22 10:45 am

Im back!

I'm back from japan :D
and mostly alive. The flight was overnight so ive been awake.... 29?... or so hours...
Anywhooo~

Pictures!
http://zomgitsalaura.tumblr.com/post/16256931936


http://zomgitsalaura.tumblr.com/post/16257418345

http://zomgitsalaura.tumblr.com/post/16257825060
zomgitsalaura: (Default)
2012-01-11 11:32 am

YAY

FINALLY got my tickets to japan, though they spelled my mothers name wrong *headdesk*
At least that was fixed pretty fast.
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2012-01-01 11:24 am

dreamwidth

Ohey, look, i'm on the bandwagon :V
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2011-12-30 06:00 pm

oy, what a day i had at work.

I completely forgot i hadn't told you guys yet!

Anyway, I get to work on Wednesday morning and there was police tape EVERYWHERE including a police woman standing next to an odd looking box right near where i usually park. The thing had obviously smashed into the garden bed because the concrete edging was all chipped and lying everywhere.

My first thought was someone tried to break into the bottle shop again, that place had been rammed before and had some of their alcohol stolen but since then the front of the shop had been turned into a veritable fortress. I'm talking several inches thick metal bars every few feet so cars couldn't ram their way inside again.

The shopping center i work in is open plan, the restaurants, hairdresser, bottle shop and a clothes store are all out at street level and then the store dips inwards with a sort of courtyard flanked by a bank, coffee shop, pharmacist and news agency with the shopfront of the grocery store taking up the back wall of the courtyard.  There are huge security gates that come down over the front of the courtyard at night so people can't get in, and in the center of all this is a pole holding up the floating ceiling flanked by four ATM's.

Turns out someone tried to steal one of the ATM's right outside the door of the grocery store i work in instead at 5am that morning. One of our bakery girls was in the parking lot getting ready for her shift and witnessed the entire thing. Four idiots in balaclavas rammed a stolen tow truck up over the bollards we use to keep people crashing into the stores, through the still locked security gates and into the four ATM's.

Two of the ATM's were hit by the truck and knocked over before two of the kids jumped out, winched one of the atms onto the truck and sped off.

Luckily, they were idiots, and didn't secure it properly at all. The ATM managed to fall off before they even made it out of the parking lot, hence the odd box the Police woman was guarding when I got into work. They also managed to crash the truck into a pole not 400m up the road, so they weren't able to try again that night.

Thing is though, it was ALREADY their third attempt that day. Two other locations were hit, but they didn't manage to get the ATM's in either of those occasions.

I'm not sure if they were caught or not, but i did have fun informing people why there was police tape blocking off most of the stores for about 9 hours.

 

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2011-12-20 03:02 pm

lolwhat

So, today was pretty shit xD

One of my customers handed me a leaking bottle of bleach without telling me what was wrong with it. I'm currently re-dying my pants black to get rid of the orange splotches now adorning one thigh.

Oh, and I got yelled at for turning up to my rostered shift. This supervisor is an absoloute IDIOT. She was fiddling around with the christmas roster, which she had 4 weeks to do, and not telling anyone about the shifts she'd changed around because she went overbudget on the payroll.

The payroll department is on holidays for the next two weeks, so any money that we get is calculated from the times set up on the rosters. For starters, she CANCELLED the shift i had this morning, then gave me another one for tomorrow and DIDN'T CALL ME.

ALL THIS in the week before christmas when people are organizing holiday plans.

So i turn up for my shift, get SCREAMED at for being there and she huffily goes and pencils me in for the shift i was rostered for (the rosters out the back hadn't even been altered. I checked them last night when i went shopping) and turns around to tell me 'well, i don't want you coming in for your shift tomorrow then'.

Um, lady? I wasn't rostered to work tomorrow.

I then get another huffy 'well, i forgot to phone you to tell you that your shifts had changed. You should have come in and checked.'

Huhwhat? I did check, last night. During my break i went and checked the roster again. No change, still working tuesday and saturday as i was SUPPOSED to.

Apparently I just got in trouble for not being psychic, go figure.
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2011-12-15 11:40 am

Yay!

I got my acceptance letter to my new uni :D

Bachelor of Justice gogo!
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2011-12-13 12:40 am

cosmos is a floofy bird

I was joking with deathcomes4u about how if bayverse had a cosmos he would look like a floofy bird with all his kibble on his arms.

therefore, you get a doodle done in 20mins at 12 oclock at night.

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2011-12-11 05:39 pm

(no subject)

Welp, my deviantart membership is about to die *sigh*
I'm tempted to do a commission for one but the last person to do so took their picture and left without paying.
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2011-12-09 04:57 pm

fucking DHL

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh *flips table*

how hard is it to deliver a goddamned package!?


 i was supposed to get a package yesterday, asshole drove past my house and left a 'failure to deliver' slip in my mailbox. our front door was open and visible from the street he just couldn't be bothered walking up the stairs.

I rang to complain last night, they said they would deliver it between 8-12 today. It didn't come, rang up and they said 'oh, definitely 1-5.

it's 5pm now, i just rang up, 'oh, it will get delivered Monday because the driver pushed the delivery back'.



MOTHER FUCK, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO RING YOU TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

ESPECIALLY not twice in one day.

And your shitty 'oh, i'll talk to the drivers' blow off was piss poor mister supervisor.



zomgitsalaura: (Default)
2011-11-26 06:35 pm

rant

    fuck meeeeeeeee
    i made it to work on time, but got stuck in the isle picking up paper someone had strewn everywhere and noone had picked up yet because we were RIDICULOUSLY busy for 10 mins
    bitch face yelled at me for that
    ignored me every time i called for a supervisor
    to the point of actually looking STRAIGHT AT the light being turned on and walking off down an isle
    it's been two weeks since HR yelled at her for giving me no shifts, thus the first roster she's done up since then
    i have NO SHIFTS this week

    oh, and apparently my drawer was $120 short
    a drawer that she counted
    i swear to god she's trying to get me fired
    assface


/rant