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zomgitsalaura ([personal profile] zomgitsalaura) wrote2010-08-13 01:22 pm

laughing at sues and stus is fun part 1

some crack from conversations


    zomgitsalaura 12:12 pm
    
(12:12:52 PM):     i DARE you to write the worlds most epic mary sue schpeal
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:12 pm
    
(12:12:57 PM):     oh God
    

    (12:13:24 PM):    
Like, a horrifically Mary Sue fic?
    
zomgitsalaura 12:13 pm
    
(12:13:29 PM):     lik
    
    (12:13:31 PM):    
e
    
    (12:13:40 PM):    
I AM BLACK KNIGHT RAVEN HAIR
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:13 pm
    
(12:13:47 PM):     Or make a horrendous Mary Sue?
    
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
    
(12:14:09 PM):     AND I AM A TYPICAL GIRL WHO IS NOT REMARKABLE IN ANY WAY EXCEPT I AM SECRETLY GEORGOUS
    
    (12:14:14 PM):    
LIKE A SUPER  MODEL


zomgitsalaura 12:20 pm
(12:20:12 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:14 pm
    
(12:14:29 PM):     AND MY HAIR IS ALWAYS PRETTY
    
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
    
(12:14:32 PM):     BUT NO ONE LIKES ME BECAUSE IM NERDY AND PLAIN
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:14 pm
    
(12:14:37 PM):     AND I HAVE SECRET POWERS
    
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
    
(12:14:54 PM):     HARK, THE ROBOTS SAVE ME FROM A MUGGER/KIDNAPPER/CARCRASH
    (12:15:19 PM):    
THEY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME BECAUSE I SECRETLY HARBOR THE ALLSPARK/MATRIX/I AM PRIMUS
    
    (12:15:34 PM):    
AND THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE I AM SO PRETTY AND SMART
    
    (12:15:51 PM):    
AND OPTIMUS/BUMBLEBEE/SAM WANT TO MARRY ME
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:15 pm
    
(12:15:56 PM):     All of the above
    

    

(12:20:29 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:15 pm
    
(12:15:58 PM):     BUT THEN THE DECEPTICONS KIDNAP ME
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:16 pm
    
(12:16:04 PM):     OH GOD I SHOULD NAME HER BONITA
    
zomgitsalaura 12:16 pm
    
(12:16:05 PM):     AND THEY HAVE TO SAVE ME
    
(12:16:24 PM):     BUT I GET GREVIOUSLY INJURED AND THEY HAVE TO PUT ME IN A FEMME CHASSIS
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:16 pm
    
(12:16:38 PM):     NO NO THE DECEPTICONS KIDNAP HER AND THEN WHEN THE AUTOBOTS COME TO ~*SAVE THE DAY*~ SHE HAS P-WHIPPED ALL THE CONS AND THEY ARE AFRAID OF HER

tv 12:20 pm
(12:20:36 PM):     AHAHAHAHA
zomgitsalaura 12:20 pm
(12:20:45 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:17 pm
    
(12:17:10 PM):     FOR I AM THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF REPOPULATING THE CYBERTRONIAN RACE WITH MY MAGICAL BABY MAKING POWERS *WOOOOOOO*
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:17 pm
    
(12:17:11 PM):     And then they kill her and she is rebuilt as a femme and everyone drools over her because she's the hottest evar
    
zomgitsalaura 12:17 pm
    
(12:17:18 PM):     X3
    
(12:17:36 PM):     AND THEN STARSCREAM FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER
    
    (12:17:54 PM):    
BECAUSE SHE IS A SEXY TRIPPLECHANGER/SPORTSCAR/SEEKER FEMME

(12:20:56 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:17 pm
    
(12:17:56 PM):     and then she has a jillion babies named Jizz and Blood-Spill and Twittlestar
    

    (12:18:17 PM):    
I have a triplechanger sportscar Seeker femme OC, actually |D
    
    
    (12:18:31 PM):    
*locks up her OCs in her head so their Mary-Sue-ness cannot threaten mankind*
    
zomgitsalaura 12:18 pm
    
(12:18:36 PM):     ah, but are they in love with starscream?
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:18 pm
    
(12:18:50 PM):     Nynodyne? Nah, she can't stand him.
    
zomgitsalaura 12:18 pm
    
(12:18:54 PM):     oh good
    
    (12:18:57 PM):     anyway
    
zomgitsalaura
    

zomgitsalaura 12:21 pm
(12:21:09 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:19 pm
    
(12:19:13 PM):     THEY HAVE GLORIOUS SEEKER BABIES TOGETHER AND THE WAR IS ENDED DUE TO THEIR AWESOME
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:19 pm
    
(12:19:18 PM):     OH GOD LOL
    

tv 12:23 pm
(12:23:40 PM):     But you're still blleeding to death, so they upgrade you
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
(12:24:10 PM):     indeed

(12:24:38 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:22 pm
    
(12:22:02 PM):     OH YEAH, THEY ALSO RENAME HER SOMETHING LIKE CRYSTAL SKYS OR NIGHTWING BLACKMAGE
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:22 pm
    
(12:22:17 PM):     Oh that's a given!
    

    (12:22:30 PM):    
They always get a cool transformey name when they turn into robots
    
    
    (12:22:49 PM):    
like
    
    
    (12:22:51 PM):    
TWITTLESTAR
    
zomgitsalaura 12:23 pm
    
(12:23:09 PM):     OH YES, BECAUSE A PLAIN OLD HUMAN NAME WOULD BE TERRIBLE
    
    (12:23:27 PM):    
ALSO, SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY AT ALL AND FAWNS OVER HER ROBO-BOYFRIEND

(12:24:51 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:23 pm
    
(12:23:29 PM):     I only recently gained the ability to say "Twittlestar" out loud without giggling
    
zomgitsalaura 12:23 pm
    
(12:23:39 PM):     AND BECOMES DEPRESSED WHEN HE TRIES TO BREAK UP WITH HER
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:23 pm
    
(12:23:53 PM):     THEN HE FEELS GUILTY AND STAYS WITH HER BECAUSE TRUE LOVE
    
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
    
(12:24:02 PM):     BUT HE REALISES IT WAS REALLY 'TRU-LUV' AND SAVES HER WHEN SHE TRIES TO KILL HERSELF
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:24 pm
    
(12:24:17 PM):     TWOO WUV
    
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
    
(12:24:25 PM):     <3<3<3



zomgitsalaura 12:29 pm
(12:29:37 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:26 pm
    
(12:26:47 PM):     AND SHE SOMEHOW GAINS MAGICAL TIME-TRAVELING POWERS
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:26 pm
    
(12:26:57 PM):     or can talk to the Allspark
    
zomgitsalaura 12:27 pm
    
(12:27:05 PM):     AND IS REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN PRIMUS ALL ALONG
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:27 pm
    
(12:27:36 PM):     AND CAN FLY
    

    (12:27:40 PM):    
All femme OCs can fly

(12:29:45 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:27 pm
    
(12:27:46 PM):     BUT SHE'S A SEEKER/SPORTSCAR
    
(12:27:50 PM):     OF COURSE SHE CAN FLY
    
    (12:28:39 PM):    
OF COURSE NONE OF THIS STOPS HER FROM BEING RAPED/LOCKED UP/ TORTURED FOR THAT ALL TOO IMPORTANT PSYCOLOGICAL DAMAGE
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:28 pm
    
(12:28:49 PM):     oh God LOL
    
zomgitsalaura 12:28 pm
    
(12:28:56 PM):     ALSO, SHE CAN TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN WHENEVER SHE WANS
    
    (12:28:59 PM):    
AND A WOLF

(12:29:57 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:28 pm
    
(12:28:59 PM):     XDD
    

    (12:29:04 PM):    
AND A DRAGON
    
zomgitsalaura 12:29 pm
    
(12:29:08 PM):     AND IS ALSO A VAMPIRE
    
    (12:29:17 PM):     (THAT SPARKLES <_< >_>
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:29 pm
    
(12:29:21 PM):     AAAHHHHHHHHH
    
    
    (12:29:24 PM):    
XD
    



(1:08:33 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:29 pm
    
(12:29:21 PM):     AAAHHHHHHHHH
    

    (12:29:24 PM):    
XD
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:30 pm
    
(12:30:51 PM):     But yeah, you want to see the worst Sue I have ever run across?
    
    
    (12:30:59 PM):     http://healercharm.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1rm9w1
    
    
    (12:31:02 PM):    
SO MANY POWERS
    
zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
    
(12:32:22 PM):     ALSO, SHE WAS SOMEHOW SAVED FROM SLAVERY BY THE AUTOBOTS WHEN SHE WAS A HUMAN
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:32 pm
    
(12:32:28 PM):     LOOOOOOOOOOL

(1:08:46 PM):     zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
    
(12:32:40 PM):     WHEN SHE WAS OWNED BY A RICH BUSINESSMAN WITH A FETISH FOR MAID OUTFITS
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:32 pm
    
(12:32:46 PM):     AND HER SPARK IS PURE
    
zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
    
(12:32:54 PM):     ALSO SHE WAS SUPER KAWAI DESU
    
(12:33:47 PM):     AND SHE IS TORN BETWEEN BEING THE SUPER GOD/GIRLFRIEND/HERO OF THE AUTOBOTS/DECEPTICONS WHEN SHE MEETS HER TRUE HUMAN WUV

tv 1:08 pm
(1:08:57 PM):     Nice
zomgitsalaura 1:09 pm
(1:09:03 PM):     xxsomeoneelsexx 12:33 pm
    
(12:33:47 PM):     "Jadebutterfly has the purest spark of all which is connected to a great special powerful source she has inside of her."
        This just boggles me every time.
    
zomgitsalaura 12:34 pm
    
(12:34:03 PM):     xD
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:34 pm
    
(12:34:11 PM):     A source of what?
    

    (12:34:13 PM):    
Lulz?
    
zomgitsalaura 12:34 pm
    
(12:34:46 PM):     allspark shard?
    
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:35 pm
    
(12:35:12 PM):     AND SHE CAN JUMP IN BETWEEN ANY FIGHTING AUTOBOTS AND DECEPTICONS AND TELL THEM TO STOP BECAUSE WAR IS BAD AND THEY WILL LISTEN TO HER
    
zomgitsalaura 12:36 pm
    
(12:36:34 PM):     ALSO SHE CAN JUMP BETWEEN DIMENSION

[identity profile] antepathy.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hrm. Your Sue is missing one vital component: Your spelling and grammar is way too good. >:[

[identity profile] xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Shit! I forgot about that part! D: *beats her inner Grammar Nazi*
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[identity profile] zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
LE GASP!
HOW COULD I HAVE COMMITTED SUCH A TRAVESTY?!

LIEK TOTALLYS!!1!11!!1
BUT ITS TRUE WUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (note the missing apostrophe in the contraction)

[identity profile] xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
HER NAEM IS NOW SUPER KAWAIIIiII DSEU IS THAT BETTAR?

[identity profile] antepathy.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
oooooo!!!

+1000 for bonus weeaboo!

[identity profile] boreal-forest.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*dying over here*

...ahhah... AHAHHAHAHH!!!!!

*love you, guys*

XDDDD