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laughing at sues and stus is fun part 1
some crack from conversations
zomgitsalaura 12:12 pm
(12:12:52 PM): i DARE you to write the worlds most epic mary sue schpeal
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:12 pm
(12:12:57 PM): oh God
(12:13:24 PM): Like, a horrifically Mary Sue fic?
zomgitsalaura 12:13 pm
(12:13:29 PM): lik
(12:13:31 PM): e
(12:13:40 PM): I AM BLACK KNIGHT RAVEN HAIR
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:13 pm
(12:13:47 PM): Or make a horrendous Mary Sue?
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
(12:14:09 PM): AND I AM A TYPICAL GIRL WHO IS NOT REMARKABLE IN ANY WAY EXCEPT I AM SECRETLY GEORGOUS
(12:14:14 PM): LIKE A SUPER MODEL
zomgitsalaura
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:14 pm
(12:14:29 PM): AND MY HAIR IS ALWAYS PRETTY
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
(12:14:32 PM): BUT NO ONE LIKES ME BECAUSE IM NERDY AND PLAIN
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:14 pm
(12:14:37 PM): AND I HAVE SECRET POWERS
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
(12:14:54 PM): HARK, THE ROBOTS SAVE ME FROM A MUGGER/KIDNAPPER/CARCRASH
(12:15:19 PM): THEY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME BECAUSE I SECRETLY HARBOR THE ALLSPARK/MATRIX/I AM PRIMUS
(12:15:34 PM): AND THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE I AM SO PRETTY AND SMART
(12:15:51 PM): AND OPTIMUS/BUMBLEBEE/SAM WANT TO MARRY ME
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:15 pm
(12:15:56 PM): All of the above
: zomgitsalaura 12:15 pm
(12:15:58 PM): BUT THEN THE DECEPTICONS KIDNAP ME
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:16 pm
(12:16:04 PM): OH GOD I SHOULD NAME HER BONITA
zomgitsalaura 12:16 pm
(12:16:05 PM): AND THEY HAVE TO SAVE ME
(12:16:24 PM): BUT I GET GREVIOUSLY INJURED AND THEY HAVE TO PUT ME IN A FEMME CHASSIS
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:16 pm
(12:16:38 PM): NO NO THE DECEPTICONS KIDNAP HER AND THEN WHEN THE AUTOBOTS COME TO ~*SAVE THE DAY*~ SHE HAS P-WHIPPED ALL THE CONS AND THEY ARE AFRAID OF HER
tv
: AHAHAHAHA
zomgitsalaura
: zomgitsalaura 12:17 pm
(12:17:10 PM): FOR I AM THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF REPOPULATING THE CYBERTRONIAN RACE WITH MY MAGICAL BABY MAKING POWERS *WOOOOOOO*
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:17 pm
(12:17:11 PM): And then they kill her and she is rebuilt as a femme and everyone drools over her because she's the hottest evar
zomgitsalaura 12:17 pm
(12:17:18 PM): X3
(12:17:36 PM): AND THEN STARSCREAM FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER
(12:17:54 PM): BECAUSE SHE IS A SEXY TRIPPLECHANGER/SPORTSCAR/SEEKER FEMME
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:17 pm
(12:17:56 PM): and then she has a jillion babies named Jizz and Blood-Spill and Twittlestar
(12:18:17 PM): I have a triplechanger sportscar Seeker femme OC, actually |D
(12:18:31 PM): *locks up her OCs in her head so their Mary-Sue-ness cannot threaten mankind*
zomgitsalaura 12:18 pm
(12:18:36 PM): ah, but are they in love with starscream?
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:18 pm
(12:18:50 PM): Nynodyne? Nah, she can't stand him.
zomgitsalaura 12:18 pm
(12:18:54 PM): oh good
(12:18:57 PM): anyway
zomgitsalaura
zomgitsalaura
: zomgitsalaura 12:19 pm
(12:19:13 PM): THEY HAVE GLORIOUS SEEKER BABIES TOGETHER AND THE WAR IS ENDED DUE TO THEIR AWESOME
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:19 pm
(12:19:18 PM): OH GOD LOL
tv
: But you're still blleeding to death, so they upgrade you
zomgitsalaura
: indeed
: zomgitsalaura 12:22 pm
(12:22:02 PM): OH YEAH, THEY ALSO RENAME HER SOMETHING LIKE CRYSTAL SKYS OR NIGHTWING BLACKMAGE
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:22 pm
(12:22:17 PM): Oh that's a given!
(12:22:30 PM): They always get a cool transformey name when they turn into robots
(12:22:49 PM): like
(12:22:51 PM): TWITTLESTAR
zomgitsalaura 12:23 pm
(12:23:09 PM): OH YES, BECAUSE A PLAIN OLD HUMAN NAME WOULD BE TERRIBLE
(12:23:27 PM): ALSO, SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY AT ALL AND FAWNS OVER HER ROBO-BOYFRIEND
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:23 pm
(12:23:29 PM): I only recently gained the ability to say "Twittlestar" out loud without giggling
zomgitsalaura 12:23 pm
(12:23:39 PM): AND BECOMES DEPRESSED WHEN HE TRIES TO BREAK UP WITH HER
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:23 pm
(12:23:53 PM): THEN HE FEELS GUILTY AND STAYS WITH HER BECAUSE TRUE LOVE
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
(12:24:02 PM): BUT HE REALISES IT WAS REALLY 'TRU-LUV' AND SAVES HER WHEN SHE TRIES TO KILL HERSELF
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:24 pm
(12:24:17 PM): TWOO WUV
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
(12:24:25 PM): <3<3<3
zomgitsalaura
: zomgitsalaura 12:26 pm
(12:26:47 PM): AND SHE SOMEHOW GAINS MAGICAL TIME-TRAVELING POWERS
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:26 pm
(12:26:57 PM): or can talk to the Allspark
zomgitsalaura 12:27 pm
(12:27:05 PM): AND IS REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN PRIMUS ALL ALONG
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:27 pm
(12:27:36 PM): AND CAN FLY
(12:27:40 PM): All femme OCs can fly
: zomgitsalaura 12:27 pm
(12:27:46 PM): BUT SHE'S A SEEKER/SPORTSCAR
(12:27:50 PM): OF COURSE SHE CAN FLY
(12:28:39 PM): OF COURSE NONE OF THIS STOPS HER FROM BEING RAPED/LOCKED UP/ TORTURED FOR THAT ALL TOO IMPORTANT PSYCOLOGICAL DAMAGE
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:28 pm
(12:28:49 PM): oh God LOL
zomgitsalaura 12:28 pm
(12:28:56 PM): ALSO, SHE CAN TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN WHENEVER SHE WANS
(12:28:59 PM): AND A WOLF
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:28 pm
(12:28:59 PM): XDD
(12:29:04 PM): AND A DRAGON
zomgitsalaura 12:29 pm
(12:29:08 PM): AND IS ALSO A VAMPIRE
(12:29:17 PM): (THAT SPARKLES <_< >_>
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:29 pm
(12:29:21 PM): AAAHHHHHHHHH
(12:29:24 PM): XD
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:29 pm
(12:29:21 PM): AAAHHHHHHHHH
(12:29:24 PM): XD
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:30 pm
(12:30:51 PM): But yeah, you want to see the worst Sue I have ever run across?
(12:30:59 PM): http://healercharm.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1rm9w1
(12:31:02 PM): SO MANY POWERS
zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
(12:32:22 PM): ALSO, SHE WAS SOMEHOW SAVED FROM SLAVERY BY THE AUTOBOTS WHEN SHE WAS A HUMAN
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:32 pm
(12:32:28 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOL
: zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
(12:32:40 PM): WHEN SHE WAS OWNED BY A RICH BUSINESSMAN WITH A FETISH FOR MAID OUTFITS
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:32 pm
(12:32:46 PM): AND HER SPARK IS PURE
zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
(12:32:54 PM): ALSO SHE WAS SUPER KAWAI DESU
(12:33:47 PM): AND SHE IS TORN BETWEEN BEING THE SUPER GOD/GIRLFRIEND/HERO OF THE AUTOBOTS/DECEPTICONS WHEN SHE MEETS HER TRUE HUMAN WUV
tv
: Nice
zomgitsalaura
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:33 pm
(12:33:47 PM): "Jadebutterfly has the purest spark of all which is connected to a great special powerful source she has inside of her."
This just boggles me every time.
zomgitsalaura 12:34 pm
(12:34:03 PM): xD
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:34 pm
(12:34:11 PM): A source of what?
(12:34:13 PM): Lulz?
zomgitsalaura 12:34 pm
(12:34:46 PM): allspark shard?
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:35 pm
(12:35:12 PM): AND SHE CAN JUMP IN BETWEEN ANY FIGHTING AUTOBOTS AND DECEPTICONS AND TELL THEM TO STOP BECAUSE WAR IS BAD AND THEY WILL LISTEN TO HER
zomgitsalaura 12:36 pm
(12:36:34 PM): ALSO SHE CAN JUMP BETWEEN DIMENSION
zomgitsalaura 12:12 pm
(12:12:52 PM): i DARE you to write the worlds most epic mary sue schpeal
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:12 pm
(12:12:57 PM): oh God
(12:13:24 PM): Like, a horrifically Mary Sue fic?
zomgitsalaura 12:13 pm
(12:13:29 PM): lik
(12:13:31 PM): e
(12:13:40 PM): I AM BLACK KNIGHT RAVEN HAIR
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:13 pm
(12:13:47 PM): Or make a horrendous Mary Sue?
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
(12:14:09 PM): AND I AM A TYPICAL GIRL WHO IS NOT REMARKABLE IN ANY WAY EXCEPT I AM SECRETLY GEORGOUS
(12:14:14 PM): LIKE A SUPER MODEL
zomgitsalaura
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:14 pm
(12:14:29 PM): AND MY HAIR IS ALWAYS PRETTY
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
(12:14:32 PM): BUT NO ONE LIKES ME BECAUSE IM NERDY AND PLAIN
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:14 pm
(12:14:37 PM): AND I HAVE SECRET POWERS
zomgitsalaura 12:14 pm
(12:14:54 PM): HARK, THE ROBOTS SAVE ME FROM A MUGGER/KIDNAPPER/CARCRASH
(12:15:19 PM): THEY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME BECAUSE I SECRETLY HARBOR THE ALLSPARK/MATRIX/I AM PRIMUS
(12:15:34 PM): AND THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE I AM SO PRETTY AND SMART
(12:15:51 PM): AND OPTIMUS/BUMBLEBEE/SAM WANT TO MARRY ME
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:15 pm
(12:15:56 PM): All of the above
: zomgitsalaura 12:15 pm
(12:15:58 PM): BUT THEN THE DECEPTICONS KIDNAP ME
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:16 pm
(12:16:04 PM): OH GOD I SHOULD NAME HER BONITA
zomgitsalaura 12:16 pm
(12:16:05 PM): AND THEY HAVE TO SAVE ME
(12:16:24 PM): BUT I GET GREVIOUSLY INJURED AND THEY HAVE TO PUT ME IN A FEMME CHASSIS
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:16 pm
(12:16:38 PM): NO NO THE DECEPTICONS KIDNAP HER AND THEN WHEN THE AUTOBOTS COME TO ~*SAVE THE DAY*~ SHE HAS P-WHIPPED ALL THE CONS AND THEY ARE AFRAID OF HER
tv
: AHAHAHAHA
zomgitsalaura
: zomgitsalaura 12:17 pm
(12:17:10 PM): FOR I AM THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF REPOPULATING THE CYBERTRONIAN RACE WITH MY MAGICAL BABY MAKING POWERS *WOOOOOOO*
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:17 pm
(12:17:11 PM): And then they kill her and she is rebuilt as a femme and everyone drools over her because she's the hottest evar
zomgitsalaura 12:17 pm
(12:17:18 PM): X3
(12:17:36 PM): AND THEN STARSCREAM FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER
(12:17:54 PM): BECAUSE SHE IS A SEXY TRIPPLECHANGER/SPORTSCAR/SEEKER FEMME
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:17 pm
(12:17:56 PM): and then she has a jillion babies named Jizz and Blood-Spill and Twittlestar
(12:18:17 PM): I have a triplechanger sportscar Seeker femme OC, actually |D
(12:18:31 PM): *locks up her OCs in her head so their Mary-Sue-ness cannot threaten mankind*
zomgitsalaura 12:18 pm
(12:18:36 PM): ah, but are they in love with starscream?
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:18 pm
(12:18:50 PM): Nynodyne? Nah, she can't stand him.
zomgitsalaura 12:18 pm
(12:18:54 PM): oh good
(12:18:57 PM): anyway
zomgitsalaura
zomgitsalaura
: zomgitsalaura 12:19 pm
(12:19:13 PM): THEY HAVE GLORIOUS SEEKER BABIES TOGETHER AND THE WAR IS ENDED DUE TO THEIR AWESOME
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:19 pm
(12:19:18 PM): OH GOD LOL
tv
: But you're still blleeding to death, so they upgrade you
zomgitsalaura
: indeed
: zomgitsalaura 12:22 pm
(12:22:02 PM): OH YEAH, THEY ALSO RENAME HER SOMETHING LIKE CRYSTAL SKYS OR NIGHTWING BLACKMAGE
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:22 pm
(12:22:17 PM): Oh that's a given!
(12:22:30 PM): They always get a cool transformey name when they turn into robots
(12:22:49 PM): like
(12:22:51 PM): TWITTLESTAR
zomgitsalaura 12:23 pm
(12:23:09 PM): OH YES, BECAUSE A PLAIN OLD HUMAN NAME WOULD BE TERRIBLE
(12:23:27 PM): ALSO, SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY AT ALL AND FAWNS OVER HER ROBO-BOYFRIEND
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:23 pm
(12:23:29 PM): I only recently gained the ability to say "Twittlestar" out loud without giggling
zomgitsalaura 12:23 pm
(12:23:39 PM): AND BECOMES DEPRESSED WHEN HE TRIES TO BREAK UP WITH HER
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:23 pm
(12:23:53 PM): THEN HE FEELS GUILTY AND STAYS WITH HER BECAUSE TRUE LOVE
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
(12:24:02 PM): BUT HE REALISES IT WAS REALLY 'TRU-LUV' AND SAVES HER WHEN SHE TRIES TO KILL HERSELF
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:24 pm
(12:24:17 PM): TWOO WUV
zomgitsalaura 12:24 pm
(12:24:25 PM): <3<3<3
zomgitsalaura
: zomgitsalaura 12:26 pm
(12:26:47 PM): AND SHE SOMEHOW GAINS MAGICAL TIME-TRAVELING POWERS
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:26 pm
(12:26:57 PM): or can talk to the Allspark
zomgitsalaura 12:27 pm
(12:27:05 PM): AND IS REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN PRIMUS ALL ALONG
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:27 pm
(12:27:36 PM): AND CAN FLY
(12:27:40 PM): All femme OCs can fly
: zomgitsalaura 12:27 pm
(12:27:46 PM): BUT SHE'S A SEEKER/SPORTSCAR
(12:27:50 PM): OF COURSE SHE CAN FLY
(12:28:39 PM): OF COURSE NONE OF THIS STOPS HER FROM BEING RAPED/LOCKED UP/ TORTURED FOR THAT ALL TOO IMPORTANT PSYCOLOGICAL DAMAGE
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:28 pm
(12:28:49 PM): oh God LOL
zomgitsalaura 12:28 pm
(12:28:56 PM): ALSO, SHE CAN TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN WHENEVER SHE WANS
(12:28:59 PM): AND A WOLF
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:28 pm
(12:28:59 PM): XDD
(12:29:04 PM): AND A DRAGON
zomgitsalaura 12:29 pm
(12:29:08 PM): AND IS ALSO A VAMPIRE
(12:29:17 PM): (THAT SPARKLES <_< >_>
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:29 pm
(12:29:21 PM): AAAHHHHHHHHH
(12:29:24 PM): XD
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:29 pm
(12:29:21 PM): AAAHHHHHHHHH
(12:29:24 PM): XD
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:30 pm
(12:30:51 PM): But yeah, you want to see the worst Sue I have ever run across?
(12:30:59 PM): http://healercharm.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1rm9w1
(12:31:02 PM): SO MANY POWERS
zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
(12:32:22 PM): ALSO, SHE WAS SOMEHOW SAVED FROM SLAVERY BY THE AUTOBOTS WHEN SHE WAS A HUMAN
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:32 pm
(12:32:28 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOL
: zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
(12:32:40 PM): WHEN SHE WAS OWNED BY A RICH BUSINESSMAN WITH A FETISH FOR MAID OUTFITS
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:32 pm
(12:32:46 PM): AND HER SPARK IS PURE
zomgitsalaura 12:32 pm
(12:32:54 PM): ALSO SHE WAS SUPER KAWAI DESU
(12:33:47 PM): AND SHE IS TORN BETWEEN BEING THE SUPER GOD/GIRLFRIEND/HERO OF THE AUTOBOTS/DECEPTICONS WHEN SHE MEETS HER TRUE HUMAN WUV
tv
: Nice
zomgitsalaura
: xxsomeoneelsexx 12:33 pm
(12:33:47 PM): "Jadebutterfly has the purest spark of all which is connected to a great special powerful source she has inside of her."
This just boggles me every time.
zomgitsalaura 12:34 pm
(12:34:03 PM): xD
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:34 pm
(12:34:11 PM): A source of what?
(12:34:13 PM): Lulz?
zomgitsalaura 12:34 pm
(12:34:46 PM): allspark shard?
xxsomeoneelsexx 12:35 pm
(12:35:12 PM): AND SHE CAN JUMP IN BETWEEN ANY FIGHTING AUTOBOTS AND DECEPTICONS AND TELL THEM TO STOP BECAUSE WAR IS BAD AND THEY WILL LISTEN TO HER
zomgitsalaura 12:36 pm
(12:36:34 PM): ALSO SHE CAN JUMP BETWEEN DIMENSION
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HOW COULD I HAVE COMMITTED SUCH A TRAVESTY?!
LIEK TOTALLYS!!1!11!!1
BUT ITS TRUE WUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (note the missing apostrophe in the contraction)
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+1000 for bonus weeaboo!
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...ahhah... AHAHHAHAHH!!!!!
*love you, guys*
XDDDD