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zomgitsalaura ([personal profile] zomgitsalaura) wrote2010-03-19 10:26 pm

transform-food

i wrote this in a comment over on tf_ic
thought i'd share

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HIGH GRADE

Liquid Death
-> incredibly strong (warning: will overcharge bots quickly)

Fireworks
-> strong (affects won't be noticed immediately but will leave bot in an incredibly good mood and will mess with equilibrium chips)

Regular
-> standard issue high grade, can be ordered with additives

MID GRADE
Standard issue fuel.
Only excessive consumption will cause overcharge.
Can be ordered with additives.


LOW GRADE
Standard issue fuel.
Lower in energy but higher in necessary trace compounds than MID GRADE.
Will not cause overcharge.
Excessive consumption will result in tank overfill and purging.
Can be ordered with additives.


OIL AND COOLANT
-> Oil Assists in lubricant production. Excessive consumption of oil may cause purging. Sweet.
-> Coolant refills coolant lines and will lower a bots internal temperature. Excessive consumption will not cause damage. Assists in sobering bots by diluting energon in conversion tanks. will reduce processor aches if taken with mercury additive. tasteless.

SOLID FOOD

Rust sticks
-> Thin, solid energon sticks coated in a layer of Ferrous Oxide. Savory-sweet flavor. Assists in armor and self-repair nanite production. Excessive consumption may cause purging

Polymer cookies (I have the ingredients for this but i require a heating plate, mixing implements and a cooling rack)
-> chewy, round polymer cookies. may be made plain, with iron chips or with mercury flavoring. Assists in fuel line and electrical component insulation. Flavor changes with additive. Excessive consumption will cause abdominal cramping.

Energon goodies (I can make these too, i'll just need that heating plate again)
-> small, gelatinous energon cubes. Bite sized. Can be used as field rations. Sweet flavor. Excessive consumption may cause purging and overcharge.

Oil Cakes (will require rubber before this can be made)
-> sweet, solid cakes made from a mostly oil and rubber mixture. Assists in lubricant, fuel line and electrical component insulation. excessive consumption will cause purging and abdominal cramping.

Additives - can be added to Regular High Grade, Mid Grade and Low Grade Energon

Mercury
-> Sweet. Assists in Nanite production.

Iron Filings
-> Savory-Sweet. Assists in armor and nanite production.

Titanium Filings
-> Sour. Assists in armor and nanite production.

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[identity profile] xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, good to know. I'll have to save this in a text file or something for reference. :3

WHAT'S WRONG WITH 'FLIGHT'S HAND JETTWINS ARE TEH WORRIED. D:
ext_413211: (fa fireflight)

[identity profile] zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com 2010-03-19 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
oh noes D:
can't have teh jettwins worried :(

he cut himself on some funky knives hidden under the counter
they had residue from the weird bug critter (which you get to BURN WITH FIRE) and it got into his energon lines and has screwed with his memory, translation and emotion software.
he's not getting any worse though thanks to the antidote.

[identity profile] xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's good then. *adjusts Jetfire to the KILL IT WITH FIRE setting and traipses off to the bar*
ext_413211: (fa fireflight)

[identity profile] zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, i'm not sure if devcon is online at the moment
and im about to go offline in a few minutes myself

teh hand has just been fixed. just waiting for air raid to fix the fragged up programming and flight will be all good.
for now he's just having issues recognizing peoples and can't understand anything other that vos-standard. luckily his handy dandy datapad has a voice to text and translator setting :3

[identity profile] xxsomeoneelsexx.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind then :3

[identity profile] playswithworms.livejournal.com 2010-03-22 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow - this is brilliant! And now I'm hungry for a nice chewy polymer cookie, mmm, that sounds so good!

Glad to see from above comments that Flight's gotten his hand fixed - First Aid is Not Happy that he wasn't around, and he's gonna want to double check and inspect and make sure and hug 'Flight all over when he gets back!
ext_413211: (fa fireflight)

[identity profile] zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com 2010-03-22 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
lol, im sure he will

air raid is currently fixing the missing software too (though he's having to hold poor flight in a rather compromising position to do it -> http://community.livejournal.com/tf_ic_prompts/51699.html?thread=4044275#t4044275)

[identity profile] playswithworms.livejournal.com 2010-03-22 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear - poor Flight! Although yeah, Air Raid plugged into and pinning down his moaning brother, definitely might raise some optic ridges XD Y'all have been busy over there!
ext_413211: (fa fireflight)

[identity profile] zomgitsalaura.livejournal.com 2010-03-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
gyep, super busy :D