zomgitsalaura | happy birthday tv and proooooompts

lol, poor blades

back off Slingshot, you already have four "different" mechs to play with.

Hotspot: *is glad that no-one is stupid enough to come near Silverbolt*

Streetwise: *feels lonely and wants to join the protectobot pile*

Slingshot: grrrrrrrr.

Bolt *nuzzles Spot's shoulder*

Raid *pets Streets' back and aft*

congratulations, we have created the worlds cutest sexy times :3

Streets: *mewls and drags Air Raid over to join Blades on Fireflights pile*

Fireflight: :3

I demand you write proper smut. ;p

Raid *Is content to share Streets as long as he gets to also see what his wingmates have*

Flight *nibbling one of Blade's rotors*

(You realize if all five Aerialbots teamed up, they'd steal the seekers from Skyfire)

nope, no propper smut for you :P

lol, "Protectobots: emergency response team, autobot gestalt, perfect for fixing jet sexy-time protocols. now only $19.95. ORDER NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST."

lucky for skyfire no-one is strong enough to drag him out of his room and thus is safely entombed with three happy seekers and perceptor :3

3: You make TV a sad bunny.

Pfft. Aerialbots got only set in stock.

Except Superion, maybe.

Silverbolt: *does NOT want to share* hiissss *crackle crackle*
*gets tackle glomped by Hot Spot* purrrrrrrrr :3

Considering that I've read Silverbolt/Optimus and Silverbolt/Motormaster (And Silverbolt/Onslaught once), my mental image of Silverbolt's harem is pretty damn funny.

motormaster and onslaught are currently trying to hide from scary coneheads.
apparently decepticon jets have a thing for leadership and megatron was smart enough to lock himself in his quarters ahead of time.

lol, tyrannophiles.

lol, all seekers have the same problem. starscream is a little bitter about this so he try's to kill megatron every chance he gets.

that's why he likes skyfire so much, skyfire is large and smart enough to get away with claiming him without getting scrapped halfway to the pit or being smug about it.

it helps that it usually ends up being a mutual claim.

Pffft "I don't want to love you, so I must kill you."

This arrangement suits everyone else just fine, as well I'm sure.

actually, it's more of a "i like skyfire better... except when i go jet-sex crazy and you're STILL the freaking commander of an army >:( therefore you must die"

skyfire could totally kill megatron if he felt like it, therefore megatron hides himself well whenever the jets are due to go crazy.

angry shuttles are a scary, scary thing.

Very, very true.

Silverbolt wants his trucks, Silverbolt will duel coneheads to death for all the big trucks. (Silverbolt and Skyfire are totally the Alphas XD)

they will fight you for your sexy mechs. Starscream will help because he is totally the alpha seeker :3

(i lol because i ship both starscream/skyfire as well as skyfire/silverbolt.... it's an alpha orgie :))

Only if Silverbolt gets Motormaster and Onslaught and after he's done with all his trucks.

xp hes a truck-lover.

Silverbolt *puffs his wings*

Motormaster: why the frag are we here again?

Onslaught: jet mating protocols. just do whatever he says.

hot spot: trust me. he's fried people for less.

Motormaster: so... he has a fetish for gestalt commanders?

hot spot: *thoughtful expression* probably... i think it might be the whole truck thing though

onslaught: huh, i actually never noticed that before. this is a nice break from my team though. better than getting thrown in the brig at least.

motormaster: hey! at least your team is MOSTLY sane.

silverbolt: *purrs from where he's sleeping on hot spots chest*

Onslaught *rubs chin* We'll know if its for gestalt commanders or trucks depending on if he goes for Prime or Scrapper next.

Motormaster: Pffft *laughs* I want to see THAT.

Hot Spot *facepalm*

Onslaught: honestly, i think prime would whoop his ass if he even TRIED this whole "possessive hissing and kidnapping" thing with him. he may end up going for scrapper just because it's easier.

Hot spot: *quietly lol-ing to prevent waking up crazy jet*

Spot *still trying not to wake Silverbolt* I dunno, Bolt's a lot stronger than he usually lets on...

Motormaster: Is he magnetically attached to you or something?

Spot: No, But I'm magnetically attached to the berth, damn electrical control of his.

Motormaster: ...

Bolt *cracks an optic open*

Silverbolt: *purrs and shoots lightning at the noisy truck*

Motormaster: *ducks* Holy SLAG!! ok, ok!! i'll be quiet.

Onslaught: *silent Rofl-ing*

Hot Spot: *tries to shift Silverbolt* well... he's magnetized to me NOW thank you very much >:|

Bolt *demagnitizes himself from Spot and stalks playfully towards Motormaster*

Moto: Well... slag...

ROTFL over here, you're giving me crack fic ideas.

lol, it's because i'm tipsy and this is an awesome crack-versation

Bolt: * ... stalks playfully towards motormaster... before lunging sideways and attaching himself to Onslaught*

Onslaught: *flails* ARGH!! What did I do?

spot: *still magnetised to berth* awwww... i lost my jet blanket *sadface*

Onslaught: ack *flail* SLAG *struggle* He IS stronger than he looks.

Silverbolt *purring and trying to pull Onslaught down, growling a bit when Onslaught doesn't go*

Spot: I belive it is your turn *drly*

Motormaster: :\

motormaster:.... *whispers* how long does this crazyness last?

Spot: apparently an orn or so...

M: and how long has it been since it started?

Spot: i THINK it's been six days.....

M: frag...

Spot: Exactly

Silverbolt: *gives up trying to subdue Onslaught and just magnetizes him to the floor* stay :3 *jumps back ontop of Hot Spot*

Spot: *yay :3*

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