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Onslaught *rubs chin* We'll know if its for gestalt commanders or trucks depending on if he goes for Prime or Scrapper next.

Motormaster: Pffft *laughs* I want to see THAT.

Hot Spot *facepalm*

Onslaught: honestly, i think prime would whoop his ass if he even TRIED this whole "possessive hissing and kidnapping" thing with him. he may end up going for scrapper just because it's easier.

Hot spot: *quietly lol-ing to prevent waking up crazy jet*

Spot *still trying not to wake Silverbolt* I dunno, Bolt's a lot stronger than he usually lets on...

Motormaster: Is he magnetically attached to you or something?

Spot: No, But I'm magnetically attached to the berth, damn electrical control of his.

Motormaster: ...

Bolt *cracks an optic open*

Silverbolt: *purrs and shoots lightning at the noisy truck*

Motormaster: *ducks* Holy SLAG!! ok, ok!! i'll be quiet.

Onslaught: *silent Rofl-ing*

Hot Spot: *tries to shift Silverbolt* well... he's magnetized to me NOW thank you very much >:|

Bolt *demagnitizes himself from Spot and stalks playfully towards Motormaster*

Moto: Well... slag...

ROTFL over here, you're giving me crack fic ideas.

lol, it's because i'm tipsy and this is an awesome crack-versation

Bolt: * ... stalks playfully towards motormaster... before lunging sideways and attaching himself to Onslaught*

Onslaught: *flails* ARGH!! What did I do?

spot: *still magnetised to berth* awwww... i lost my jet blanket *sadface*

Onslaught: ack *flail* SLAG *struggle* He IS stronger than he looks.

Silverbolt *purring and trying to pull Onslaught down, growling a bit when Onslaught doesn't go*

Spot: I belive it is your turn *drly*

Motormaster: :\

motormaster:.... *whispers* how long does this crazyness last?

Spot: apparently an orn or so...

M: and how long has it been since it started?

Spot: i THINK it's been six days.....

M: frag...

Spot: Exactly

Silverbolt: *gives up trying to subdue Onslaught and just magnetizes him to the floor* stay :3 *jumps back ontop of Hot Spot*

Spot: *yay :3*

Onslaught: Well, since I can't go anywhere now...

Silverbolt *nibbling Hot Spot's shoulder*

Moto: You are evidently his favourite *uses Onslaught as a chair*

Onslaught: >.<

Bolt *looks up and frowns at them before deciding its fine and goes back to what he's doing to Spot*

Spot: yup *pets his jet* always am :)

Onslaught: he's done this before then?

Spot: every year since i started going out with him. this is just the first time any of the other aerialbots have had anyone to activate the mating protocol so he's a bit more nuts than usual. it's the whole "i am the alpha jet" thing; Fireflight has two mechs to play with so he has to have more. Usually Prime and Ratchet give us "medical leave" and lock me in a room with him till he stops.

Onslaught: but that Slingshot guy had three mechs. how come he has more?

Spot: technically, they're all metroplex so it only registers as one on the posession scale.

Motormaster: Wait-Metroplex?

Hot Spot: Yeah.

Motormaster *boggles*

Silverbolt *Magnitizes Spot's hand to the berth as well*

Spot: o-o;

Ons: How long untill this end?

Spot: not too much longer. i suspect that he started a while before i got locked in here... mainly because he was following me around and hissing quietly behind my back for a few days.

M: ..... METROPLEX?! how in the PIT did he manage to claim a fragging city?!

Spot: it mostly involved clinging... and biting.... and shooting...

Onslaught: You think the two of us will get out of here unmauled?

Bolt *looks up at Ons and Moto and tackles Moto to the floor*

Moto: Gah-mmph! *is kissed*

Spot: ...Err... I did...

Bolt: *magnetises motormaster to ONSLAUGHT and goes back to snogging Hotspot*

Motormaster: onslaught.... i balme you for this >:[

Meanwhile, the other four Aerialbots have made themselves separate nests in their common room and Fireflight and Skydive are wrestling.

Slingshot *"Grooming" Six-gun*

Air Raid *Snuggling Streetwise*

Blades: *still confused as all pit but is content to hide behind sandstorm for now*

Slammer: ugh... what do we do when we need energon? there's no dispenser in here...

Sandstorm: there is one, but it's hidden behind Skydive's nest, I'd just ask Groove and 'Aod to throw us some instead of getting it.

Raid *nibbling Streets' helm now*

Scamper: damn... i was hoping they'd organize some sort of jet hunting party. Metroplexe's databanks have some old footage of a group of seekers doing it.

Sandstorm: as far as i know, Skyfire doesn't have a dispenser in his room so maybe you'll get some video of a hunting shuttle.

Fireflight *Looses his wrestling match and comes to sulk by perching on Sandstorm's shoulders* Mrrrrr 3:

Skydive *struts around, wings flared*

Blades: Oie...

Sandstorm: *pets his jet* you want me to beat him up for you later?

Firflight: *shakes his head and does a forward roll into Sandstorms lap* mirrrrrr~

Groove: *snerk* they're not exactly fireing on all pistons when they get like this, are they?

Sandstorm: No, they seem to be running on very basic animalistic programming.

Fireflight *nibbles Sandy's thigh* Prrr

Sandy: O.o

Blades *sniggers*

Sandy *Is jumped* Whoa!

Fireflight: ~♥♥

Skydive *tugs Groove further into his nest*

Scamper: *muffled from under sleeping slingshot* Mind you, the nests are comfy. I'm just happy none of them tried to make the nests in the rafters.

Slammer : *rumbles and hides back under his blanket*

Blades: what?

Sixgun: he doesn't like heights.

Slingshot *Cracks an optic open*

Skydive *starts preening (Aka polishing) First Aid and Groove*

Fireflight: ~♥

Sandstorm: *petting Fireflight's wings and surrendering to molestations* This is horribly awkward, are they always this unconcerned with properity when they're in the mating mode?

First Aid: Yep *lets Skydive scritch his neck* Mmmmm, the attentions arn't all bad though, I'll admit.

Streets *has discovered stroking Air Raid'd "kitty ears" makes him docile* Yeah, would be worse if we weren't chosen mates, mind.

Air Raid: mirrrrrrrrrrrr *twitches wings*

First Aid: At least they don't seem concerned about sparklings...

Sandstorm: *covers 'Flights audios* Hey, hey! don't remind them. seriously. do you WANT *counts bots in room*.... wow... that many sparklings running around.

Fireflight *perks up* Sparklings?

Aid: Oops! *covers mouth*

Fireflight *Nuzzles Sandstorm* Sparkling?

Sandstorm: -.-;

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